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dat’s it?!?

April 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 

Pope Benedict XVI

Pope Benedict XVI

I’m no wide-eyed wood faun when it comes to the Holy Church of the One and Only Truly Voice of Gawd on Earth (aka the Pope), so I never expected much from this little trip to the Vatican in Rome by a whole bunch of NishNawbs lead by Phil (make me an offer) Fontaine of the Assembly of First Nations. They went to get an apology from Mr. Benedict hisself for that residential schools thing in Canada. Remember those things?

 

If I was them – and I ain’t because that Church has spent the better part of 500 years on this continent doing everything it could to convey my ancestors to the afterlife, just as soon as they consigned their souls to heaven, and their land to the priests – I would have had a “Plan A” and used it.

I would not be interested in an apology from the Catholics one bit.

No sirree, I would have held out for a bit more than this (below) from the Catholic Church – at least for what it did to Indigenous folks in the Catholic-run schools as part of Canada’s Residential School system:

Communique of the Holy See Press Office
29.04.2009

At the end of the General Audience, the Holy Father met with Mr Phil Fontaine, the Grand Chief of the Assembly of First Nations of Canada, and the Most Reverend James Weisgerber, President of the Canadian Conference of Catholic Bishops, together with those accompanying them, and he listened to their stories and concerns.

His Holiness recalled that since the earliest days of her presence in Canada, the Church, particularly through her missionary personnel, has closely accompanied the indigenous peoples. Given the sufferings that some indigenous children experienced in the Canadian Residential School system, the Holy Father expressed his sorrow at the anguish caused by the deplorable conduct of some members of the Church and he offered his sympathy and prayerful solidarity. His Holiness emphasized that acts of abuse cannot be tolerated in society. He prayed that all those affected would experience healing, and he encouraged First Nations Peoples to continue to move forward with renewed hope.

[00674-02.01] [Original text: English]

I woulda gone up to da Pope, y’see. I woulda said: Hey, Pope! Benny, baby. You know all of those Papal Bulls that your Church enacted ever since Cristof Colom landed on our beaches? Y’know, the ones that relegate us Indeo types to some kind of subhuman species, good only for reaping as converted souls – after we sign away our lands to your priests? Y’know what I’m talking about, right?

Well, Benny, I woulda said, whyncha rip dem up? Y’know, repeal them? Why youse still got dem hangin’ around anyways? Capiche? Maybe then we can begin again, eh? But not until then.

Y’see? It’s nothin’ personal, Benny. Just business. And dat’s a lotta bull you got dere.

Of course, I didn’t get the chance because I ain’t Phil (let’s make a deal) Fontaine.

Categories: Aboriginal peoples · Canada · Canadian politics · Indigenous peoples · human rights · humour
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the last time torture worked…

April 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 

Jean de Brébeuf, J.S. (suspected spy)

Jean de Brébeuf, J.S. (suspected spy)

You would have to go way back to 1649, to a couple of Huron villages near present-day Midland, Ontario. A large group of Iroquois are intent on plugging security leaks along their northern frontier. They suspect a couple of French priests in the Jesuit order of being spies among the Huron and Neutral tribes, and reporting valuable and militarily sensitive information back to New France. They capture Jean de Brébeuf and some other guy, tie them both to stakes… and begin forceful, vigorous, and energetic interrogation techniques.

 

Ahem… what’s that?  It didn’t work? They didn’t talk after all?

Well, we now return you to our regular programming…

Categories: Canada · Indigenous peoples · human rights
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best news story

April 29, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 

A clearly worried looking Jon Stewart

A clearly worried looking Jon Stewart

Jon Stewart and The Daily Show do it again, with this little tale of official corruption and messed up national security. It’s got everything. Women, power, money, influence and – YES! – even the Power Rangers. It’s even got an Isreali operative: “Let’s call him… the Zohan.”

 

Be worried. Be vewy wowwied.

The Daily Show with Jon Stewart : April 28, 2009 : (04/28/09) Clip 2 of 4

Categories: United States · humour · journalism

throw him back too

April 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Oops! Not exactly the puppet

Oops! Not exactly the puppet

Minister Kenney joins Ottawa Asian Heritage Month Society to launch Asian Heritage Month. 

But not only for being a hypocrite. For being an idiot too.

According to PP 2.0, Kenney’s spittin’ mad over a booklet handed out to newcomers that includes the following that apparently goes against the creed of Glorious Leader et al:

A look at the booklet provides easy reference to what has Harper’s Conservatives up in arms.

One section, highlighted in red, trumpets: “We are proud of the fact that we are a peaceful nation. In fact, Canadians act as peacekeepers in many countries around the world.” The document predates Canada’s Afghanistan military mission by five years.

Another section – the one Kenney dismissed as advice on recycling – says in bold, red font that “economic growth is crucial for the future prosperity of Canada, but growth must be managed carefully so that it does not harm the environment.”

There are two pages on native peoples but nary a mention of Vimy Ridge. Eleven pages are devoted to geography and descriptions of Canada’s various regions. There’s no mention of Quebec’s nationalist movement, let alone separation.

Just throw the bum out, already, because we know what’s going to be expunged in Kenney’s version of the New World Order.

Categories: Aboriginal peoples · Canada · Canadian politics · Canadian politics · Indigenous peoples

throw him back

April 28, 2009 · Leave a Comment

U.S. Republican Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania

U.S. Republican Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania

BBC headline: “Republican US Senator Arlen Specter announces he will become a Democrat, giving the party 59 votes in the Senate.”

Categories: United States

avoid, deny, delay, obstruct

April 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Canada, the United States and other countries – 23 nations, almost all from the developed world – boycotted the UN’s conference on “racism, discrimination, xenophobia and other forms of intolerance” this past week. That should tell you something. 

Of course, some of the nations that stayed for Durban II are some of the world’s worst offenders of human rights abuses, torture, degradation of women, slavery, political suppression, denial of free speech and fair trials. I could go on but you get the picture.

So why did Canada and the other countries cut and run? Was it as simple as the media puts it? You know, that these nations will not tolerate anti-semitism, anti-Zionism, anti-Israel comments and insults? That these countries took the moral high road? That they have some kind of “moral compass.

Nope. Moral compass?  Not likely.

Nations and their governments don’t have morals. Nations are ruled by governments run by politicians and these people ain’t saints. They make decisions that reflect their own or their party’s interests and prejudices, as well as those of their government, and the interests of the state come after – usually in that order. These politicians are more concerned about voters at home and the next election than they are in acting like true international statesmen. That’s just the way it is.

Take the signal for their mass walkout on the first day of the conference. Does anyone really believe that their coordinated exit was spontaneous, in reaction to the keynote speaker’s words about Israel and Zionism? What did they expect from the keynote speaker anyway? We’re talking about Iranian President Ahmadinejad. He’s a Holocaust denier who, by the way, is running for re-election. Don’t tell me Ahmadinejad wasn’t grandstanding for potential voters back home, and making my case about politicians and their governments.

Of course, the representatives from the United States and several European nations expected the speaker to say what he did. They also seem to have agreed well before the conference that at a signal, a phrase in Ahmadinejad’s speech, they would rise and exit the conference en masse to the the applause of some and catcalls from others. It was theatre, plain and simple. Lousy theatre at that. It was anything but international statesmanship.

So Iran’s president acted in self-interest. No shock or surprise there. But so did the representatives of those nations that boycotted the conference, including Canada. They should have attended the conference, as so many have already pointed out, because you can’t change minds if you’re at home with hands clasped over eyes, ears and mouth. You can’t combat racism by refusing to confront racists and anti-semites like Ahmadinejad.

Finally, expect little progress internationally on racism when the success or failure of an international conference to combat racism depends upon whether anything might be said about one nation, its government, and its policies. Our governments had an opportunity to tackle these issues head on at this conference but chose to avoid, deny, delay, obstruct.

Categories: Canada · Canadian politics · Canadian politics · human rights · racism
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assault on intelligence

April 27, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Over the weekend, we witnessed the equivalent of a national drive-by against Indigenous peoples in Canada in two of the country’s major daily newspapers, the Globe and Mail and the Toronto Star. It was organized and conducted by the Donner Foundation on behalf of, perhaps even some urging by, two people up for a Donner prize for “best public policy thinking, writing and research in Canada.”

The G&M printed an entire chapter from a book by Frances Widdowson and Albert Howard, entitled: “Disrobing the Aboriginal Industry: The Deception Behind Indigenous Cultural Preservation.” The Star published what appears a slightly re-hashed essay by this pair who claim “Marxist” pedigree.

The timing is beyond cute: a week before the conservative Donner Foundation announces the winner of its prize in Toronto. Tell me the other candidates will get similar treatment, and I have a bridge in NYC you might like to buy.

I’ve criticized the underlying assumptions that drive this book and the thinking behind it, regardless what part of the political quadrant the authors hail. So have some very respected Canadian academics, experts in Canadian Indian policy, and now  Boyce Richardson on his blog. 

Their overarching argument is that Aboriginal people are mere fodders whose poverty is used to create the wealth of their so-called leaders, and that people who make a decision to help them in their struggle for justice and equality — an army of lawyers, consultants, priests, anthropologists —- are dishonest manipulators who have no other purpose than to create a soft life for themselves.

Though I have some sympathy with much of what they say, they push their argument so far as to make it almost ludicrous.

Take out the word “almost” and you got it.

I’ve written extensively on Indian affairs in Canada for most of my career as a journalist. I am anything BUT a fan of Indian organizations. I am much less a fan of government ministers who have routinely ignored what judges, academics, public policy experts and too many royal commissions and judicial inquiries have recommended during that same period.

I am absolutely gobsmacked that in the face of the sheer weight of that mountain of informed and expert opinion, that people would grab at Widdowson and Howard’s book as the final solution to the Indian problem.

Give me a break!  I find their book insulting to me as an Indigenous person, and an insult to intelligence as a bit of rigorous academic research (it ain’t).

What I find most amazing though is how difficult it is to dispense with the particular false assumptions that they base an entire book upon – particularly the well-worn set of racial assumptions. Tell me again how none of the 9/11 terrorists came through Canada, and you might begin to understand my frustration. Prejudices are the toughest to dispel even when - perhaps especially when - they are laughable and ludicrous.

Categories: Aboriginal peoples · Canada · Canadian politics · Canadian politics · Indigenous peoples · Indigenous rights · journalism · racism
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i love an underdog

April 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 

 

voter in Nkandla, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

voter in Nkandla, KwaZulu-Natal, South Africa

I have a ballot from the 1994 South African elections – the first truly democratic elections in that country and the one that saw Madiba become president. It’s a long, legal-sized sheet of paper with about 18 parties listed. Each political party registered for the election is named along with the party logo and a small picture of the party leader. This was so that people who couldn’t read or write could pick the person or the party they supported. So the ballot lists the ANC with its logo, and a picture of Nelson Mandela beside it.  The National Party had a picture of F.W. de Klerk, and so on. 

 

There is one party and one face missing from those elections – the Inkatha Freedom Party and Mangosuthu Buthelezi. The IFP boycotted the 1994 election, trying to hold out for a Zulu homeland within or without the new South Africa. The IFP were added to the ballot after the ANC offered Buthelezi a Cabinet post in the new ANC coalition government and just before the elections. But I returned to Canada before this happened, so no Buthelezi on my copy.

But I really wanted to talk about a small party that I have come to like, if only because it is just too cute for words. Sorry, no other words for it. It was one of the original parties registered in 1994 and, unlike most of the parties listed on my 1994 ballot, it is still in existence. It failed to run in 1998, but took part in the 2004 elections. It is the Keep It Straight and Simple Party, or KISS.  My ballot has KISS listed, with a lipstick kiss as its logo, and pictures of the party leader and her daughter.

KISS today has no candidate other than its leader, and only member, Claire Gaiford. This is how she describes KISS and its origins (follow the link to read a bit more from SA’s Mail & Guardian).

“People always ask me how do I join and I tell them you don’t have to join, just vote,” she says.”I was looking at the politics of the country and I thought to myself, well, one more fool won’t make a difference.” 

She asked her daughter to type a constitution, then put on some red lipstick and pressed her lips to the paper and KISS was born. 

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my south african election story

April 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

 

voter lineups in South Africa

voter lineups in South Africa

People in South Africa went to their voting stations today for the fourth time since the National Party of former President F.W. de Klerk released political prisoners like Nelson Mandela and unbanned anti-apartheid and revolutionary movements such as the Pan Africanist Congress (PAC) and the African National Congress (ANC). I missed those first elections (1994) for a truly dumb reason – to keep my job back home. I managed to be there, though, for the second elections (1998) roaming about the city of Johannesburg and then heading off to Durban, Port Shepstone and then north to wander about the Valley of a Thousand Hills in central KwaZulu-Natal (KZN) province with SABC crews. I will never forget those days and weeks.

 

 

On one trip out to a Jo’burg suburb, our crew pulled into in a little market to talk to people about the upcoming elections. While the crew set up, I wandered off and discovered that we were in an area called Triomf (Triumph in English). It wasn’t all that far from where I was staying in my little apartment in Melville, but it was world’s away from what it once was – a place called Sophiatown. 

Sophiatown had been a vibrant and lively township with lots of shebeens, jazz, and the gangs that made life very interesting. Sophiatown became legendary, a symbol of injustice in South Africa as much for what happened to it as for the generation that it spawned in both arts, music and politics. In the 1950s, to set an example that places like Sophiatown filled people who flaunted apartheid laws would not be tolerated, the South African government bulldozed it into the ground. People and their families were thrown out onto the streets with only what they could carry. The South African government renamed it Triomf and built a whole new suburb for whites only in its place. 

(But bulldozers couldn’t destroy memories. The last time I was there last year, I walked to Sophiatown. They removed the name Triomf and put back the old name of Sophiatown. It may never regain the buzz it once had but I hope it at least tries.)

Shortly after, I managed to p*ss off one of the Canadian elections managers and found myself shipped out to the boonies. For me, it was exactly what I’d hope for. I wanted to get to KZN where I hoped to see some real South African politics. During the first elections four years before, KZN had been a battleground between the Inkatha Freedom Party, a mostly Zulu organization under Mangosuthu Buthelezi, and the ANC which had formed an alliance with many of the other movements, such as the SA Communist Party. The pre-election period in 1994 and for years after had been marked by murders and violent clashes at mass demonstrations between the two groups. Essentially, it was a continuation of the “hostel wars” by the IFP (supported by the National Party) to destabilize those first elections with a wave of bombings and killings.

However, as election day in 1998 approached, I noticed a distinct difference. The rallies in Durban, although large and loud, weren’t all that exciting. There had been four years since those first elections in 1994, during which the country took giant steps back from the brink of civil war.  The 1998 elections were very different. The IFP was still belligerent but Buthelezi had been a Cabinet minister in the ANC coalition government. Talk of a separatist Zulu homeland had dissipated significantly, if it had not completely disappeared. This was the big story, the main story, of the elections this time.  It was reflected by what we found even in the smaller urban areas, such as Port Shepstone, on the coast south of Durban. It was certainly what we found in that area around Uqutu, Dundee and elsewhere in central and northern KZN.

On voting day itself, I woke up at 04:00 so I could leave Durban early. I needed to be in Dundee, about 250 kms north of Pietermaritzberg, by the time the polls opened. The only map I had came with the rented car.  It showed a small line heading north of Pietermaritzberg through hill country near Rorke’s Drift to Dundee. I didn’t know it at the time, as I pulled off the main highway and headed up that small line, but the map was wrong. 

The road kept shrinking. At first, it was a small but decent country road that would fit two-way traffic. As the road continued, it became barely wide enough for two cars to pass. Further on, I had to pull over to let a truck pass. Place names like Keate’s Drift and Tugela Ferry sound familiar. As daybreak neared, I was heading into these hills on a road that seemed to be turning into a goat trail. Soon I was weaving around large rocks that had fallen from the hillsides above. A thick, heavy fog boxed me in. I’d long given up trying to follow the map.

Then something happened that I still see as clearly as a post card. A face appeared out of the fog. It was painted red or ochre on one side only. A heavy blanket was draped over the man’s shoulders. My car inched along at less than 40 kph. I stared at the man’s face, nearly turned right around. He had this amazing face. Strong, proud. He vanished into the fog behind and after a bit I wondered if I had really seen him at all.

Then another man, similarly painted and dressed, appeared along the side of the road, heading in the same direction as the first man. The sun was still only a hint over the hilltops but my watch told me it was nearly 07:00. That’s when I had to slow down even more because there were suddenly lots of men just like the first two emerging from the fog in front of me, along with women and even children, some rubbing the sleep from their eyes, all dressed for the cold early morning air. Many staring in turn at this confused foreigner meandering in a car through their villages.

As the sun burned off the fog, I began to see small buildings; schools, stores, post office buildings and other government offices. I could see that these were voting stations. I could also see the lineups of people waiting to vote. This is what I had missed the first time, when I had to leave South Africa and miss the ‘94 elections. This remarkable sight of hundreds of people lining up in long queues, possibly for hours, for a chance to fill out out a ballot perhaps for the first time in their lives. This is what I had come all of the way from Canada to see. 

I pressed on. The fog lifted. The road improved. I found myself lost but kept driving north because I knew that I would eventually find a small town or township. I passed long-ago battlefields from the Boer War, from the Zulu wars, strangely familiar names. I emerged into the highveldt almost exactly where I should have been, at exactly the time I had planned. 

I spent the rest of that day with two remarkable people, freelancers that I nicknamed Batman and Robin. We raced from one voting area to another across northern KZN, doing interviews, getting pictures of long long lineups. The last time, Batman said, there had been bodies floating down one of the rivers we had just crossed. They had been killed in clashes between IFP and ANC supporters. This time, on voting day 1998, there wasn’t a single killing. No one had been hurt, except apparently for a policeman near Cape Town whose pistol went off, shooting himself in the foot. These had been the most peaceful, joyous, wonderful elections ever.

That’s my South African election story, and I’m sticking to it.

Categories: Africa · South Africa · journalism
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timeline to torture

April 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

If you’re like me, you’ve been hearing a lot lately about the so-called “torture memos” that U.S. President Obama released. There’s a lot of to’ing and fro’ing in the news about whether he should have released them at all. In most of the coverage, the memos are referred to or there may be a short snippet offered to confirm something in the story. But I wanted to find the memos and read them for myself.

Thanks to the New York Times, I am. You can too.

Categories: United States · human rights
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