It doesn’t get much better than this, as it appeared in today’s New York Times. The slug is: Starring in True-Crime Tale, an Unwitting Tenant”:

Rumors of a $900,000 stash within his walls suddenly explained the odd events at a man’s uptown apartment.

Now, excuse me, I have to go read that dang thing.

Update: It was the news feed’s story summary – not the lede. Durn it! I liked this one better. 😦

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