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You must’ve heard by now that Margaret Thatcher is dead at 87 years of age. The former prime minister of Great Britain slipped away into forgetfulness. She was the first woman to head the British government and was responsible for either the United Kingdom’s economic renaissance or the selling of its soul to corporate greed.
There you have it. Not everyone agrees that she was Britain’s greatest prime minister, or that this is the most appropriate place for this subject. To which I retort – well, yeah. Continue reading
That’s the question I wanted to answer before heading into Montreal last week. I was invited to a sit on a panel discussing Indigenous issues with an alternative audience and Q&A to follow.
The occasion was the launch of a special print edition of the Dominion Magazine. Leanne Simpson wrote the cover story: “Idle No More: Where the Mainstream Media Went Wrong”. So I sat down, scanned a dozen or so alternative and mainstream media (MSM) sites to compare their coverage of the same or similar stories. What I found surprised me. Continue reading
“I googled “shmohawk,” the radio host says looking skeptically over the microphone. She says she did an online word search for “shmohawk” and came up with this description: “a horrible driver.” The look on her kisser says: “what’s going on?”
I can only sputter – cuz it ain’t how I’ve described da Shmohawk here on my own blog.
There’s lessons to be learned from this exchange, mes amis. So listen up.
First, never believe everything Google tells you.
Second, follow Google’s reference to “a horrible driver” and the trail will lead you to a skit on Larry David’s TV show, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” (YouTube video here).
Larry David’s character (no relation) shouts “shmohawk” to some dumb ass behind the wheel of another vehicle on the road. He may or may not tell you that “shmohawk” and “shmuck” mean the same thing.
Third and lastly, one Yiddish dictionary (Bubby Gram) describes “shmohawk” thus:
Shmuck: Literally, “jewel” Another of the many Yiddish words for “penis.” (perhaps the same meaning as “family jewels.”) Although it has the same general meaning as putz, a shmuck often refers to someone with greater power or social/emotional status; someone who’s intentionally nasty or uses their power for ill, whereas a putz is more ineffectual, easier to dismiss because he’s beneath consideration or has no real effect on your life. (It’s the difference between “jerk” and “total a$$hole.” — It’s a very subtle difference, I grant you, and the line is often blurry.) Note: I recently had an almost Talmudic discussion with my brother-in-law about this subtle difference between a putz and a shmuck, and he summed it up perfectly: “One is erect, the other is limp.”
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Another Yiddish dictionary had a simpler description of the word “shmohawk”: a trouble-maker or a male appendage. I prefer this one. I’ve used it in my profile (“About Shmohawk“) at the top of my blog.
There I am, Google:
Filed under Canada, humour
In Toronto, a group of people decide that it’ll be fun to dress up like cowboys and Indians for a birthday party at the Rhino Bar & Grill. (Storify’d here) The owners apologize later for allowing the party in the first place.
Later, some of those who complained wondered whether anyone would’ve spoken out if the people at the party had dressed in blackface? Or if it hadn’t been for Idle No More and social media? Continue reading
Hugh Masekela – click to view video
Music that makes the spirit soar. I can’t remember where I was when this concert happened. But I remember exactly where I wanted to be when first I heard this music.
(click to view Youtube concert)
CBC Online: Brazeau charged, suspended. Harper appalled.
This is a “Brazeau Free Zone” – for now, at least.
Other people are involved.
Don’t say you weren’t warned though – here and here. And shame on Harper for saying he was surprised and appalled because he knew, had a choice, made the decision. Nuff sed.
Fightin’ Whities TV
The Canadian media really should consider creating a special award for Indigenous peoples. We deserve it. We make it so much easier for reporters and producers of the news to fill their pages and newscasts, real and digital. Continue reading